Who would have thought similarities existed between toddlers and drunk people? I am shocked! No one ever told me this before I had children. Here are a few similarities I have noticed:
- They run into EVERYTHING!
- They pee on the floor, the wall and in public.
- They constantly have their hands down their pants.
- They are not ashamed to pull their pants down in public.
- They can pass out anywhere at anytime.
- They are not afraid to steal your food.
- They trip over objects.
- They drop every little thing.
- They slur their speech.
- They try to dance on tabletops.
- They leave hand prints on EVERYTHING!
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| Jake asleep STANDING up! |
