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Sunday, March 29, 2015

Of Drunkenness and Toddlers


Who would have thought similarities existed between toddlers and drunk people?  I am shocked!  No one ever told me this before I had children.  Here are a few similarities I have noticed:


  • They run into EVERYTHING!
  • They pee on the floor, the wall and in public.
  • They constantly have their hands down their pants.
  • They are not ashamed to pull their pants down in public.
  • They can pass out anywhere at anytime.
  • They are not afraid to steal your food.
  • They trip over objects.
  • They drop every little thing.
  • They slur their speech.
  • They try to dance on tabletops. 
  • They leave hand prints on EVERYTHING!


Jake asleep STANDING up!

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